28th July, 2020 Tuesday. Doofess Girafe.. (A 5 minute story)
(Warning: Very bad Rhyming, yes yes very bad, Dr Seuss vibes)
With a long neck and sharp toes, up a tree! Yes, yes a tree! Im Doofess the Giraffe, Don't judge my name, its how I am!
Would you like to know why I am up this tree?
It all started with a dog! Yes a dog! Let's call him Bog.
I was eating grass next to a tree, yes yes a tree. I bonk my head on the tree! A tiny dog there it was Bog barked, he barked for a while
"Bork, Bork!" He chanted, he pulled my tail! No, he Literally pulled my tail!
I didn't know what to do! I'd watched to many cartoons!
I pretended to be a cat! Yes a cat, next to the dog, named Bog! I realise I am up a tree! But I am not a cat neither a Monkey! "I AM A GIRAFFE!" I shouted
And.. THE DOG RAN AWAY!!
"I did it! I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT!" I hollowed. But wait..
How am I meant to get down?
"I've Messed up" I sighed..